>tfw not a killer whale
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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cannot never reblog macklemore
this is so satisfying to watch
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she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on
and i’m on the bleachers
I always find brushing your teeth extra well before the dentist is like cramming for an exam
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Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
Tout le finissants de l’École nationale de cirque//All the graduates of the National Circus School.
